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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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