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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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