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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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