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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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