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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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