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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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