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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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