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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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