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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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