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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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