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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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