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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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