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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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