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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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