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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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