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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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