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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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