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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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