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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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