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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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