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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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