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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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