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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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