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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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