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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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