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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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