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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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