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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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