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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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