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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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