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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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