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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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