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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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