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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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