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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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