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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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