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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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