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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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