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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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