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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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