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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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