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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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