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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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