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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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