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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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