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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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