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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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