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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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