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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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