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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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