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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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