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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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