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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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